didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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