what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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