why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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