All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
My dick has a subreddit
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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