ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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