i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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