I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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