Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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