i may or may not be watching the land before time
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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