8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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