Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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