Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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