I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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