have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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