You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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