Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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