I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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