Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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