Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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