yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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