He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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