whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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