i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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