it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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