WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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