You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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