He is such a slut. More and more my type.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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