ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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