Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
soo... how was my night?
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