Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
