She's JV to your varsity
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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