i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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