haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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