She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You're a disaster
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