You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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