that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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