If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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