You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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