You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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