This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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