How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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