did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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