DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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