I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I didn't notice because vodka
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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