Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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