I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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