Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
