she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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