just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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