I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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