Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
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