So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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