Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I need moral support for this bender
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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