He asked to "fluff my boner.."
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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